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A lady with an axe in her head was distinguished chucking chunks of concrete in Clifton City Park before dawn. The ghost saluted the viewer.
Genghis Khan was perceived on the highest spot of Carrollville Hill after midnight gazing at the view.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter is regularly perceived conducting a directed outing of Clifton Bend to a cluster of phantoms in the early morning hours. No matter what folks express, this is a nasty ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a large axe can frequently be distinguished washing a blood-splattered bed sheet in Alley Spring at midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A bloodcurdling skeleton can be made out repeatedly by Akins Branch swallowing water. Either way, it undeniably is a frightening spirit that should be steered clear of.
A man that transformed into a vampire
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has every now and then been distinguished scrutinizing Anderson Hollow in detail before dawn.
A very large raccoon is occasionally perceived in a phone booth in Clifton using the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Clifton
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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