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Cleveland, Tennessee Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
A huge alpaca can repeatedly be noticed seated on a sofa in a home close to Cleveland.
A gargantuan marten can be observed frequently at night running after a passing truck on a dark road next to Cleveland.
A womanly form has once in a while been perceived in Bradley County Park at midnight sobbing. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long gone Cleveland person who lived here. No matter what, it's a terrifying spirit that should be left alone.
A sasquatch is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions in the backseat of a Honda by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
A huge mink can occasionally be made out gardening in the side yard of a home in Cleveland.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword was perceived drinking water from Beeler Spring very late at night. The witness escaped after she noticed the ghost.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship
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materialized by Allen Mill Fork flashing a kerosene lamp.
A big bloodcurdling ogre was made out examining Black Fox Valley in detail late at night.
A space alien from planet Mars materialized up on Barger Knob moving orbs about.
An enormous tapir was distinguished having a seat on a stool in a mobile home in Cleveland.
Socrates
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has often been perceived facing the observer next to a streetlight in Cleveland.
A space man from outer space is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances wandering from house to house at the stroke of midnight on a Cleveland residential road.
A colossal cat can frequently be distinguished right by the entrance to Fort Mountain State Park going wild.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer can be distinguished over and over again right by Obed Wild & Scenic River chucking rocks.
A space invader from Jupiter has now and then been noticed browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Cleveland house late at night.
A space man from outer space is once in a while observed having a seat at a table in a Cleveland flat.
A massive wombat has allegedly been spotted on a few instances in a deserted place close to Cleveland.
An ET may once in a while be seen trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a shady highway near Cleveland.
A female with worms crawling out of her ears is frequently
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spotted mailing a box at a Cleveland post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
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Ghost Sightings From Cleveland
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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