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These are some lies we made up about Clarksville.
An Anchisaurus may be observed repeatedly guzzling water from Cave Spring before sunrise.
A huge cougar has every now and then been witnessed coming into sight in a closet mirror.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is from time to time perceived examining Gallows Hollow in detail very late at night.
A gigantic kangaroo has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of instances floating down on Spring Creek late in the night.
Archimedes may every now and then be made out taking a rest on a sofa in a building near Clarksville.
A giant alligator has repeatedly been made out dragging a corpse over the grass in Austin Peay Recreation Area at midnight.
A woman holding her head under her arm is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions looking at the view at Lake Taal Dam at midnight.
The Mothman can be perceived very often smoking a pipe in a sail boat on Lake Taal.
A space invader from deep space is from time
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to time witnessed by King and Queens Bluff reading a magazine.
The spirit of a young woman having on a bloody dress can from time to time be seen at midnight rushing after a passing VW on a gloomy highway next to Clarksville. Local people who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost loves scaring foolish folks who have the courage to disturb
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the quiet in Clarksville.
An extraterrestrial was spotted crying in Lake Barkley State Park by the ranger station.
An extremely large shrew emerged cutting grass in the side yard of a home in Clarksville.
The phantom of a 10 feet tall enormous giant came into view by a guy hiking along a trail close to Clarksville. When observed the ghost moved toward the observer who then escaped. Local people declare that this ghost takes pleasure in startling foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Clarksville.
The phantom of an adolescent girl was observed taking a rest on a couch in a house in Clarksville. There are many descriptions concerning this phantom in the neighborhood. One of the people who live here definitely says that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Clarksville in the past.
The spirit of a female having half her head gone was spotted reasoning beside a lamppost in Clarksville. Further accounts of this ghost have been reported.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft
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has regularly been witnessed walking from trailer to trailer around midnight on a Clarksville road.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksville
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksville
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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