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These are some lies we made up about Clairfield.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions looking across Bowman Flats before dawn.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can often be witnessed at Spruce Lick Fresh Water Dam around midnight reading a magazine.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can be seen time and again hauling a human skull in a sail boat on Consolidation Coal Water Supply Lake. No matter what, it's a scary spirit that any sensible person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The phantom of an old guy with a big gray beard has every so often been made out at night floating by on Buck Creek. People who have observed this phantom declare this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Clairfield long ago.
A sizeable frightening dragon is every now and then noticed attempting to say something up on Bryson Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Clairfield
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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