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These are some lies we made up about Church Hill.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman has been observed on frequent occasions climbing up from a drain hole on a Church Hill avenue after midnight. A person who lives here claims that this ghost could be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Church Hill.
The phantom of a street bum may sometimes be spotted playing a harpsichord in a Church Hill mobile home. One of the residents definitely says that this phantom is the stressed spirit of a former Church Hill local resident.
An extremely large eland has often been spotted trying to seize something down at Clear Spring very late at night.
The spirit of an elderly witch is repeatedly distinguished in the early morning hours checking out Alexanders Shoals in detail.
A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body has purportedly been seen on a few occasions in the center of Alexander Creek shuffling orbs about.
An alien from another planet can repeatedly be made out calling out names
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up on the top of Canebrake Mountain.
A space invader may be made out over and over again flying over the Possum Knobs around midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been perceived on the water's edge of Greenland Park Lake staring irritably at the bystander.
A Chupacabra is
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from time to time spotted going to see Hords Bend late at night.
A very large roebuck is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions in a Church Hill school before dawn strolling the corridors.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy can from time to time be witnessed taking in the landscape at Bays Mountain Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A big chilling dragon was observed in Bays Mountain Park on a dark night sipping blood from a mug.
A huge goat was noticed in a mirror in a Church Hill residence; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
Napoleon Bonaparte was noticed in a residence outside Church Hill.
A woman's body having an animal's head was witnessed smoking a cigar right by Kingdom Come State Park. When seen the ghost came within reach of the onlooker who then fled.
A space invader from the cosmos has frequently been seen seeking an object underneath a parked Chrysler in a Church Hill parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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gentleman having the head of a goblin is often made out quite near the entrance to Blue Ridge Parkway looking for a woman. Some people assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Church Hill in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Church Hill
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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