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These are some lies we made up about Chuckey.
An alien vacationer from deep space may once in a while be perceived peeking through mobile home windows in Chuckey late at night.
An extremely large yak was distinguished by Bayless Bluff yelling at the bystander to be off.
The Gingerbread Man came into sight going mad down by Bitner Spring very late at night.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head was distinguished watching TV in a Chuckey living room after midnight. Panic stricken by the watchers the spirit fled into the shadows.
A space invader from another solar system came into view soaring over Ball Ground very late at night.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed piling boulders by Alexander Branch.
A massive wildcat has often been perceived concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Old Forge Recreation Area at midnight.
The spirit of a female with a bag tied around her head is often spotted in Chestnutlog Gap on a dark night eating
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a sandwich. In any case, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances rummaging around in trash container on a Chuckey avenue.
A gigantic dingo may regularly be noticed up on Bald Mountain smoking a cigar.
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very large raccoon can be distinguished over and over again suspended in the air like a cloud in Chuckey.
A sizeable chilling phantom has from time to time been spotted in a supermarket in the Chuckey vicinity.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman sporting a confederate uniform is every so often witnessed trying on a hat in a Chuckey apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Chuckey
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Ghost Sightings From Chuckey
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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