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These are some lies we made up about Christiana.
A woman with a bottle-green face was seen standing by a deserted highway close to Christiana. The ghost waved to the eye witness.
The ghost of a mailman materialized in a mobile home in Christiana. When the ghost was witnessed it vanished into the thin air.
A feminine figure was made out up on the apex of Bare Knob attempting to utter something. Panic stricken by the onlookers the ghost receded into the night.
A space invader from Mars was perceived flashing a lamp in Big Springs Creek.
The ghost of a woman having letters engraved into her forehead is frequently made out meditating in Campbell Gap very late at night.
The spirit of a lady with a stiletto in her neck is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions near Big Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise shifting orbs about. It's been declared that this particular phantom is the undead soul of a long forgotten Christiana local resident. Regardless of what, it's
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a chilling ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
The spirit of a shackled up woman can frequently be seen wandering by a wild highway in close proximity to Christiana. According to what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Christiana a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Christiana
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Ghost Sightings From Christiana
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Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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