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These are some lies we made up about Chestnut Mound.
A gigantic polar bear came into view down near the waterfront at Laurel Lake devouring a sandwich.
William Shakespeare was spotted in the early morning hours conducting a guided visit of Bettys Bend to a group of ghosts.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object materialized in Allgier Hollow before sunrise smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world was noticed conversing into the air down beside Niagara Shoals after midnight.
An extremely large donkey was witnessed in Buffalo Valley Recreation Area before dawn searching for someone.
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Ghost Sightings From Chestnut Mound
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Ghost Sightings From Chestnut Mound
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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