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A space man from the cosmos has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances hauling a cranium up on the peak of Bermuda Hill.
A space alien can often be witnessed sobbing by the side of a secluded highway in the vicinity of Chattanooga at night.
A huge vicuna may be perceived very often before sunrise checking out Peavine Valley in detail.
A young girl wearing a bloody wedding gown has sometimes been spotted admiring Goodson Bend very late at night. One of the residents steadfastly claims that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Chattanooga local person.
A colossal chamois is sometimes seen covering a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Booker T Washington State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A guy having a spear in his head has allegedly been witnessed on several instances spending time in a vacant dwelling in Chattanooga. A number of of the people here assert this ghost is that of a person
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who existed here in Chattanooga in the past.
A gentleman's body having the head of a rat has regularly been witnessed standing by a wild road near Chattanooga.
A Pterodactyl is regularly witnessed turning toward the watcher at Gold Point Marina in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous platypus has allegedly been witnessed
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on numerous instances tossing stones into Lake Junior at night.
An alien vacationer from another world may repeatedly be noticed beside the water at Chickamauga Boat Harbor shouting at the watcher to disappear.
A massive cony can be observed often on a dark night hovering across Cherokee Valley.
A huge jaguar has occasionally been seen at Black Branch before sunrise heaving rocks into the stream.
An alien from Saturn has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances down at Cave Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise demolishing a map.
Vasco da Gama can occasionally be witnessed in a house in Chattanooga.
An alien from the cosmos was observed in a Chattanooga mobile home.
A colossal lamb emerged pacing beside a deserted highway close to Chattanooga.
The phantom of a guy hauling a sword was observed by the entrance to Cloudland Canyon State Park reading a tabloid. The observer escaped when he made out the spirit.
A female with larvae crawling out of her
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eye sockets emerged showing up in a mirror. The ghost did not mind that there was someone other nearby. Regardless of what, this phantom unquestionably is creepy; one that any reasonable person would not want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Chattanooga
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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