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These are some lies we made up about Charlotte.
A massive mandrill may every now and then be perceived staring at the vista from the apex of Gallion Hill after midnight.
A large terrifying monster is often made out looking at the water by Cheatham Dam around midnight.
A gigantic tiger has purportedly been observed on a small number of instances stacking chunks of concrete next to the waterfront at Cheatham Lake.
An ET may frequently be made out down at Cave Spring late at night swallowing blood from a mug.
The ghost of a young air force pilot may be witnessed often at midnight examining Browns Hollow in detail. Several of the folks who live in this town say this ghost may be a distinguished former time local of Charlotte. Well, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that is rather not interrupted.
A young girl wearing a bloody wedding gown has from time to time been witnessed smoking a pipe in Cheatham Damsite Access Area before sunrise. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that you
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wouldn't wish to meet very late at night.
Ferdinand Magellan is every so often noticed around midnight giving a directed tour of Collier Bend to a troop of ghosts.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can once in a while be seen by Bear Branch reading a pamphlet.
A huge parakeet was made out striding through a Charlotte vicinity burial ground.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy came into view spending time in a derelict manor in Charlotte.
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Ghost Sightings From Charlotte
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Ghost Sightings From Charlotte
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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