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These are some lies we made up about Charleston.
A youthful girl sporting a bloody dress has been perceived on frequent instances in a residence in Charleston.
A gigantic coyote may frequently be spotted staggering by a wild highway in the vicinity of Charleston.
A space invader from Jupiter can be perceived very often coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is sometimes observed around midnight drifting by on Allen Mill Fork.
A man having an axe in his head may from time to time be distinguished searching for a photo by Eads Bluff.
The ghost of a mailman has regularly been distinguished in Bradley County Park in the early morning hours hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder. In any case, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan deer has purportedly been observed on one or two instances on the highest spot of Barger Knob very late at night examining the landscape.
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Ghost Sightings From Charleston
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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