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These are some lies we made up about Chapel Hill.
The phantom of a bum materialized late at night soaring over Byler Bottoms. The arrival of the eye witness scared the spirit who then faded away. A local alleges that this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Chapel Hill long ago. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that you do not want to meet on a dark night.
The phantom of an old sorceress was spotted at the stroke of midnight looking at Shearin Bend. The phantom mumbled about revenging a homicide.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest was distinguished in Henry Horton State Park at midnight dragging a body over the grass. The bystander got scared and ran off. One of the locals decisively alleges that this ghost likes scaring unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Chapel Hill. Whatever folks utter, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gigantic leopard was perceived weeping by Alexander Creek.
A man having the head of a demon has often been
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spotted monitoring the landscape from the apex of Bett Ray Hill around midnight. One thing's for certain, it's without a doubt a scary spirit that should be kept away from.
A space invader from another world is repeatedly spotted looking in Haunt Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has been perceived on a handful of occasions traveling on a steed by the side of a road close to Chapel Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Chapel Hill
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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