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The ghost of a gentleman sporting a sheriff outfit is regularly made out at night staring across Hickory Flat.
An enormous parakeet has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances on a dark night studying Ammons Hollow in detail.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a big gray mustache can regularly be witnessed chucking stones into the current at Cane Creek at midnight. In any event, it's undoubtedly a scary spirit that should be steered clear of.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head has occasionally been noticed washing a bloody pair of pants in Bates Spring around midnight.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside is sometimes made out terrifying folks by McCann Bluff.
A Plateosaurus has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Centerville.
The spirit of a woman with a bag bound around her head can occasionally be seen performing a song on a flute in a
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Centerville trailer.
A sizeable creepy ghost has often been noticed in a mirror in a Centerville trailer; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror. Folks say that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Centerville local resident.
A very large cony is often observed staring wrathfully at the observer in David Crockett State
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Park near the park headquarters.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship may repeatedly be observed in a building near Centerville.
A massive coyote has occasionally been noticed trying to locate a hat under a parked Buick in a Centerville parking lot late in the night.
The ghost of a bound up guy is now and then seen destroying a hat in the early morning hours before sunrise by a mailbox in Centerville.
A massive warthog has been distinguished on several occasions having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Centerville home looking for a shoe.
A space alien from Pluto was witnessed walking through a flat in Centerville.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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