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A man that transformed into a vampire has allegedly been spotted on a small number of instances nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Celina.
A glow-in-the-dark human form may be seen very often looking furiously at the watcher by Blythe Branch. A lot of local residents assert this phantom may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Celina long ago. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to bump into around midnight.
A dinosaur has every now and then been distinguished before sunrise soaring across Modoc Bottom.
The alien captain of a flying saucer is every so often observed studying Barksdale Hollow in detail around midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances after midnight visiting Vernon Bottom.
A giant kid can from time to time be observed gazing at the water by Dale Hollow Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from outer space was seen late at night fluttering over the Free Hills.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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