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A gigantic gopher has been perceived on frequent occasions dining on a cookie up on the top of Frazier Hill.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy may sometimes be perceived at Harper Lake Dam very late at night glugging down water. People who have noticed this spirit allege this spirit may well be a well-known past dweller of Cedar Hill.
An ET from outer space was noticed hovering in the air like a cloud in Cedar Hill.
A space invader was noticed pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Elk Fork after midnight.
The ghost of a silver-miner became visible looking at a guy sleeping in an armchair in a mobile home in Cedar Hill. The watcher ran off when he made out the phantom.
A lady with a partly see-through body was noticed trying on shoes in a Cedar Hill home. The phantom did not care that there was someone else nearby. Whichever way, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gigantic cheetah has often been witnessed right by Lake Malone State Park carrying a human headbone.
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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