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The ghost of an old woman grasping a firearm can regularly be observed looking at the water by Beech Dam late in the night. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that is preferably not interrupted.
A space man from deep space can be distinguished repeatedly on the water's edge of Beech Lake looking menacing.
A colossal argali has once in a while been observed in Bardwell Branch staring crossly at the viewer.
A space invader is sometimes distinguished yelling at the witness to stay away up on the pinnacle of Marshall Hill.
A very large basilisk is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances appearing in a mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Cedar Grove
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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