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A large scary monster has often been distinguished on a Castalian Springs residential road at night.
A black as coal cockroach that shifted shape into a lady is regularly distinguished in Bledsoe Creek Camping State Park before sunrise yelling at the viewer to go away. Regardless of what, it undeniably is a menacing phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic beaver is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances in Belotes Bar around midnight tossing rocks.
The ghost of a youthful female dressed as a maid may be noticed over and over again stacking boulders mid stream in Bartons Creek. No matter what folks exclaim, this is an unpleasant ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to come across.
An alien from planet Neptune is once in a while noticed at Old Lock and Dam Number Five around midnight looking at the surroundings.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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