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The ghost of a youthful cowboy may be noticed over and over again laundering a blood-covered shirt in Cave Spring late in the night.
A space alien from planet Mercury has sometimes been observed by Caryville Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
The spirit of a coal-miner is now and then observed hollowing out a hollow at the waterfront at Cove Lake. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a former Caryville local resident.
A Yeti has purportedly been observed on one or two instances suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Caryville.
The phantom of a guy clothed as a janitor can from time to time be witnessed in the center of Adkins Branch guzzling blood from a beaker.
A gargantuan argali has repeatedly been noticed trying to locate a map in Airshaft Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement uniform is repeatedly seen hunting with a bow and arrow in Flat Woods at midnight.
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Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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