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A man devoid of a head was distinguished on the top of Battery Knob before dawn looking at the panorama. Additional stories of this spirit have been conveyed.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand became visible walking in the middle of a shadowy highway outside Carthage. This spirit is enormously active in this area; there have been a few additional stories of this particular spirit.
An enormous prairie dog was noticed by Cordell Hull Lock and Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water.
A gigantic elk was noticed at Bluff Creek at midnight hurling rocks into the flow.
A gargantuan llama was distinguished trying to find something in Bartletts Bar late at night.
An alien vacationer from deep space has frequently been noticed swallowing regular unleaded from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Carthage.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is often noticed shouting
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by Beasleys Bend.
An ET has been said to have been made out on many occasions hiding a cadaver by a large boulder in Defeated Creek Recreation Area before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy may regularly be seen walking a Collie on a dark night on a gloomy Carthage lane.
The ghost of an old lady
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holding a pistol can be observed very frequently peeping through home windows in Carthage at midnight.
A space invader from space has now and then been noticed in Barren River Lake State Park quite near the ranger station reflecting.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief is every so often spotted watching television in a Carthage living room late in the night. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A gigantic argali has purportedly been observed on a few occasions outside the entrance to Mammoth Cave National Park crying out people's names.
The alien technician of a UFO may every now and then be noticed going through garbage container on a Carthage street.
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Ghost Sightings From Carthage
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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