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These are some lies we made up about Camden.
A space alien is every now and then noticed in a mirror in a Camden mobile home; the phantom was only to be seen in the mirror.
A female devoid of a head has been spotted on a handful of instances in a building near Camden.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a line around her neck can sometimes be perceived at Blackburn Dam at night turning toward the bystander.
An alien voyager from another world was spotted up on Tie Hill gazing furiously at the observer.
A space man from space showed up howling at the observer to be off by Arnold Branch.
A sizeable menacing giant was witnessed studying Beaverdam Valley in detail on a dark night.
A giant tiger became visible hauling a body over rocks in Camden Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
A gentleman lacking a head was witnessed trying to locate a map by a parked Dodge in a Camden parking lot very late at night. There are further tales about this phantom in the vicinity.
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gigantic vicuna was distinguished right by Mousetail Landing State Park drinking blood from a glass.
An enormously bloodcurdling ghost has repeatedly been observed in a Camden area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
A Triceratops has allegedly been noticed on a handful of occasions gulping milk very late at night on a lawn in Camden.
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gigantic zebu can regularly be witnessed walking through a house in Camden.
A very large kangaroo can be spotted frequently riding on a mare down a road near Camden.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes been observed at a coin operated phone in Camden talking on the phone.
Alexander the Great is now and then seen staggering through a Camden area graveyard.
A huge quagga is known to have been observed on one or two occasions screaming alongside a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Camden late in the night.
A centaur may from time to time be made out hanging out in a vacant manor in Camden.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system has frequently been spotted standing by a wild highway near Camden.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is repeatedly noticed being carried by a low rider on a dark road in close proximity to Camden.
The phantom of an aged gold digger with a big beard and a wooden leg has been made out on a handful of occasions in a Camden mobile home. Some of the locals say this phantom is the tormented spirit of a long gone Camden person who lived here.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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