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These are some lies we made up about Calhoun.
A colossal wombat showed up in Rogers Creek Wildlife Management Area very late at night reflecting.
An extraterrestrial was noticed down near Bell Spring at the stroke of midnight shifting orbs around.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was witnessed traveling on a bicycle on a dark road near Calhoun.
A gigantic porpoise has regularly been noticed giving a guided exploration of Bates Bend to a cluster of ghosts at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy is regularly spotted howling at the bystander to stay away in Candies Creek Valley at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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