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These are some lies we made up about Byrdstown.
The ghost of a jet pilot may be seen frequently chucking pebbles into the flowing water at Churntop Branch after midnight. If you talk to the people who live here, this spirit is that of a local person who dwelled here in Byrdstown a long time ago. Regardless of what, this ghost indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any sane person would not want to run into.
The spirit of a brawny lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe has from time to time been witnessed yelling by Amonette Bend. No matter what folks utter, this is a bad phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The martian crew member of a UFO is occasionally distinguished up on Cedar Knob trying to state something.
The frightening phantom of a conquistador has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions trying to seize something in Big Hollow at the stroke of midnight. According to what the residents allege, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring folks who have the nerve to upset the
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peace in Byrdstown. One thing's for certain, it is in all certainty a creepy spirit that is rather not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world can sometimes be spotted reasoning in Cove Creek Recreation Area late in the night.
A massive burro has often been perceived in a grocery store in the Byrdstown vicinity.
An ET from another solar system is regularly spotted trying on a hat in a Byrdstown house.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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