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These are some lies we made up about Bybee.
An ET from the cosmos was witnessed hurling bricks into the current at Bear Creek late in the night.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer was made out viewing the scenery from the apex of Bird Hill on a dark night.
An martian vacationer from space was spotted shuffling orbs around by Beech Bottoms.
The ghost of a down-and-out man is repeatedly distinguished on a dark night scrutinizing Andersons Shoals in detail. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is most likely the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Bybee.
A very large aoudad has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions before sunrise fluttering over Rankin Bottoms.
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Ghost Sightings From Bybee
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Ghost Sightings From Bybee
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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