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An Iguanodon has often been perceived standing down a shady road near Butler.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft is often witnessed attempting to express something in Elizabethton City Park late in the night.
A space man from planet Jupiter has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions washing a bloody pillow in Big Spring around midnight.
The phantom of an aged man with a huge white beard may frequently be witnessed reasoning in Bauxite Hollow around midnight. Nonetheless, this is a horrible spirit that you do not want to meet late at night.
A space alien from another planet has once in a while been noticed downing diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Butler.
An alien is occasionally seen walking a Great Dane at midnight on a dark Butler road.
A massive ox is known to have been spotted on many instances before dawn checking out Bee Cliff.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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