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These are some lies we made up about Burns.
A gargantuan hare is frequently seen on the pinnacle of Brown Hill after midnight observing the vista.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been perceived on many occasions shouting at the bystander to leave in Gentry Park around midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking woman with a cable around her neck may regularly be spotted fluttering over The Punch Bowl around midnight. Nonetheless, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An Anchisaurus can be noticed very frequently digging a crack at Acorn Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A giant horse is every so often observed in Bob Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise stacking bricks.
A gigantic cony has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of instances resting at the dining table in a Burns flat.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs can every now and then be witnessed staring at people in a Burns trailer through an air vent.
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Ghost Sightings From Burns
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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