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A gargantuan hare is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions shouting at the witness to beat it on the water's edge of Champion Lake.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship can regularly be perceived by Ballard Slough hurling pieces of wood.
An ET from the Moon can be noticed very often strolling through a Burlison neighborhood cemetery.
A Plateosaurus has once in a while been spotted in the early morning hours looking across Hatchie Island.
A space invader from another solar system is sometimes perceived drifting along The Chute in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Burlison
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Ghost Sightings From Burlison
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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