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The ghost of a guy having satanic symbols engraved into his hand has every so often been made out scrutinizing Cheatam Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from outer space is occasionally perceived on a dark night floating by on Beech Fork Creek.
A gigantic turtle is rumored to have been observed on several instances guzzling water from Melton Spring at midnight.
The ghost of the driver of a train can sometimes be perceived in Linton Public Use Area on a dark night appearing creepy. Based on what the local residents allege, this ghost likes startling unwise folks who have the guts to upset the calm in Bumpus Mills.
A female lacking a head has regularly been made out pointing at the eye witness beside the water at Crockett Bay. Loads of residents say this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Bumpus Mills.
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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