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These are some lies we made up about Bulls Gap.
Leonardo da Vinci can be distinguished frequently guzzling water from Big Spring on a dark night.
The phantom of a young lady clad as a maid has occasionally been noticed in Saint Clair Park before sunrise concealing a body by a large boulder. It has been alleged that this specific phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Bulls Gap many years ago.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn is sometimes spotted drifting along on Arnott Branch after midnight.
A huge lamb has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions looking up on the highest spot of Bell Hill.
An alien from outer space can once in a while be perceived in Barnett Hollow at night trying to verbalize something.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer was made out on a Bulls Gap street before sunrise.
An martian tourist from another galaxy came into view heading a piloted outing of Anderson Bend to a company of ghosts at night.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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