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A space invader from the Moon was observed drifting along Alcorn Hollow Branch in the early morning hours.
Vincent van Gogh has frequently been noticed at the stroke of midnight examining Alcorn Hollow in detail.
A form with a skeleton face having on shady robes is often made out articulating into the night at Niagara Shoals before dawn. Some folks assert this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Buffalo Valley person who lived here.
A space alien from space has been spotted on a small number of occasions looking at Brooks Bend after midnight.
A wandering phantom can regularly be spotted carrying a headbone on the shore of Laurel Lake. It's been claimed that this precise phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Buffalo Valley a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Buffalo Valley
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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