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These are some lies we made up about Buena Vista.
The spirit of an engine driver is often made out crawling out of Bradford Swamp drenched in mud late at night.
A space invader from planet Neptune has been witnessed on a handful of occasions at Cotton Creek Hunting Club Dam before dawn looking at the panorama.
An alien from another planet can often be perceived chucking pebbles into the stream at Abbott Branch in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar may be noticed frequently on the peak of Double Head at night glancing at the view. One of the people who live here firmly asserts that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a home here in Buena Vista.
A colossal badger has every so often been observed in a Buena Vista school late in the night pacing the halls.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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