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These are some lies we made up about Buchanan.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is occasionally witnessed by an old woman fishing by a lake next to Buchanan.
A massive elk is rumored to have been seen on a few instances hurling pebbles into the stream at Birds Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous lovebird can every now and then be perceived flickering a lantern in Barton Field on a dark night.
The ghost of a 9 foot tall massive guy was seen on the water's edge of Green Acres Lake startling people. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished very often close at hand. Well, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
The ghost of a woman with half her head missing came into view relaxing in a chair in a house in Buchanan. The witness escaped when she made out the spirit. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Buchanan
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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