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These are some lies we made up about Brush Creek.
An enormous musk-ox may from time to time be seen tossing rocks in Agee Branch.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was seen suspended in the air like a blimp in Brush Creek.
A beheaded female came into sight on the pinnacle of Belle Hill late at night gazing at the panorama. When the watcher showed up the phantom escaped. Locals here claim that this spirit can be the soul of a local who passed away here in Brush Creek some decades ago.
The phantom of an adolescent girl was witnessed examining Baccoon Hollow in detail at night. The appearance of the bystander startled the ghost who then vanished. One of the local residents decisively declares that this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Brush Creek.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space became visible gazing at a man snoozing on the floor in a home in Brush Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Brush Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Brush Creek
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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