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These are some lies we made up about Bruceton.
An extremely large fawn has from time to time been spotted pulling a dead body from the cold water of Abbott Branch after midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is sometimes spotted by Vale Pond munching on a melon.
An alien from planet Jupiter has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions smoking a cigar at C H Sullins Dam late at night.
An alien from another solar system may now and then be noticed poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Bruceton.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted musicalizing on a fiddle in a Bruceton home.
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Ghost Sightings From Bruceton
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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