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These are some lies we made up about Brownsville.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has frequently been perceived covering a dead body by a big rock in Bomer City Park late in the night.
Archimedes is regularly perceived floating in the air like a helium balloon in Brownsville.
A shining human figure may repeatedly be observed chucking rocks into Swan Lake very late at night. Several of the people who live in this town allege this ghost is that of a local resident who settled here in Brownsville in the past.
A huge raccoon may be perceived often in a convenience store in the Brownsville area.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is from time to time made out tossing stones mid stream in Bear Creek. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost loves scaring folks who have the courage to upset the peace in Brownsville. In any case, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A decapitated man can every now and then be perceived looking
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at the water by A C Veirs Dam before sunrise.
A female with her head and right arm and left leg cut off has often been seen trying on socks in a Brownsville trailer.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions crawling out of a storm drain on a Brownsville residential road at
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night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet can regularly be noticed swallowing root beer at the entrance to Chickasaw State Park.
An extremely large anteater can be spotted very often nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Brownsville.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a blood-covered knife has occasionally been spotted in a Brownsville highschool very late at night staggering the hallways. If you listen to what the locals declare, this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Brownsville.
The spirit of a civil war soldier is known to have been distinguished on many instances in a mirror in a Brownsville building; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
A giant mandrill was observed in a building in the vicinity of Brownsville.
A colossal mole came into sight trying to locate an object under a parked pickup in a Brownsville parking lot at night.
A space invader from deep space was seen in a Brownsville area auto part store, pacing the
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Ghost Sightings From Brownsville
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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