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These are some lies we made up about Bristol.
A space man from space has frequently been noticed in a Bristol home.
The ghost of a homeless man is known to have been made out on frequent occasions coming into view in a mirror. In any case, this is an antagonistic phantom that you don't want to run into on a dark night.
Count Dracula can often be noticed in Anderson Park in the early morning hours carrying a human skull.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship can be observed frequently seated on a sofa in a trailer near Bristol.
The ghost of a young cowboy has now and then been distinguished in Bear Hollow before sunrise trying to articulate something.
The ghost of a zinc-miner is every now and then perceived looking at the water by Middlebrook Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a guy clothed as a janitor has purportedly been made out on one or two instances staring across Clayman Hollow late in the night. Regardless of what, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An enormous
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mandrill was witnessed in the backseat of a Buick by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A colossal giraffe was spotted sipping water from Big Spring late in the night.
A big creepy monster showed up on the pinnacle of Beaver Creek Knobs in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the view.
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huge okapi was distinguished by a guy camping at a campground next to Bristol.
A space man from Mars was noticed throwing rocks into the flow at Back Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has regularly been spotted in a sail boat on South Holston Lake piling rocks.
Napoleon Bonaparte is frequently distinguished resting on the floor in a flat in Bristol.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer has purportedly been distinguished on numerous occasions seeking a picture in Cherokee National Forest quite near the ranger station.
A huge cheetah can regularly be noticed staggering from house to house in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Bristol residential road.
An alien from planet Neptune may be spotted often searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Bristol trailer at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with a partially see-through body has once in a while been perceived conversing into the air outside Blue Ridge Parkway. One thing's for
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sure, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not messed with.
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Ghost Sightings From Bristol
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Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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