Bristol

 
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An alien from planet Neptune was witnessed chatting into the thin air as if someone else was near.

The ghost of an aged Indian chief has often been distinguished walking a Poodle late in the night on a murky Bristol residential street. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
    
A space invader from deep space is often made out watching cable in a Bristol living room at midnight.

A huge vicuna has been perceived on numerous occasions going through garbage cans on a Bristol avenue.

A giant hartebeest can frequently be distinguished redistributing orbs around in Anderson Park very late at night.

A black as coal rat that shape-shifted into a woman can be noticed very frequently on a Bristol street late in the night.
 

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