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These are some lies we made up about Brighton.
The ghost of a man having half his head missing has sometimes been noticed turning toward the viewer in a rubber raft on Jones Lake. A lot of people who live here allege this ghost may be the spirit of a local who died here in Brighton in the past.
A space alien from Venus has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions by Adkinson Creek shouting at the watcher to beat it.
The ghost of a young-looking woman in a blood-splattered prom dress may occasionally be distinguished at Gin House Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise hurling chunks of concrete. Locals here who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Brighton.
An ET from outer space has often been seen walking from trailer to trailer before sunrise on a Brighton residential road.
The ghost of an eleven feet enormous guy is often noticed demolishing a glove in Cobb Memorial
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Park very late at night. A local alleges that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Brighton local person. Whatever people verbalize, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a teenage girl has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions
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searching through the fridge in the kitchen of a Brighton apartment at midnight. One of the locals strongly argues that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Brighton some decades ago. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A space alien may repeatedly be seen resting at the kitchen counter in a Brighton residence.
A massive sheep has sometimes been perceived smoking a cigar in Fort Pillow State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The alien captain of a flying saucer is sometimes distinguished in a wild neighborhood in the neighborhood of Brighton.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is known to have been seen on numerous occasions trying to flag down cars in the middle of a murky road outside Brighton.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes can every now and then be noticed sending a parcel at a Brighton post office.
A female with an axe in her head was seen drinking unleaded from a gasoline
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pump at a gasoline station in Brighton. The ghost didn't appear to be agonized by the observers.
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Ghost Sightings From Brighton
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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