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These are some lies we made up about Briceville.
An alien is every now and then made out very late at night glancing over Braden Flats.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief may from time to time be made out drinking paint in Airshaft Hollow in the early morning hours. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter after midnight.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been noticed smoking a cigar in the center of Bearwallow Branch.
An martian vacationer from deep space has been seen on a handful of instances on the pinnacle of Buffalo Mountain late in the night looking at the panorama.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady can frequently be observed down near Blowing Springs in the early morning hours reading a pamphlet.
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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