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These are some lies we made up about Brentwood.
A massive ram is sometimes distinguished in a boat on Dyer Lake trying to snatch something.
A colossal dormouse has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances mounted on a bicycle on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Brentwood.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer may every so often be witnessed up on the highest spot of Boiling Springs Mounds terrifying people.
A decapitated gentleman has often been distinguished screaming people's names in Atchinsons Gap before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy is regularly perceived down at Boiling Springs on a dark night appearing bloodcurdling.
A massive marten may frequently be observed on the pinnacle of one of the mountains in the Seward Hills at night facing the bystander.
A minotaur may be noticed frequently in Granny White Park in the early morning hours hauling a cadaver across the dirt.
A space man from planet Venus has once
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in a while been observed in Baugh Branch going mad.
A space alien from the cosmos is sometimes seen staring at the water by Clovercroft Lake Dam late at night.
A gigantic bear has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances in a house in Brentwood.
A female with her right arm and right leg sliced off was witnessed heading
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a guided visit of Figuers Bluff to a collection of ghosts at the stroke of midnight. Freaked out by the observers the ghost made its way into the night.
The ghost of a guy clutching a blood-splattered axe became visible strolling beside a desolate highway near Brentwood. When witnessed the ghost moved toward the observer who then escaped.
The ghost of a civil war warrior was spotted resting in a chair in a home near Brentwood. This particular ghost has been perceived repeatedly in this spot.
A gigantic rhinoceros showed up before sunrise hurrying after a passing Chevy on a dark highway near Brentwood.
The ghost of a gravely burned woman was witnessed right by the entrance to Bledsoe Creek State Park reading a magazine. There are numerous descriptions on the subject of this phantom in the area. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Brentwood a long time ago.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft was seen in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver seeing the
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spirit in her rear view mirror late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Brentwood
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Ghost Sightings From Brentwood
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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