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An alien voyager from space has often been spotted howling at the onlooker to leave in Adams Branch.
An enormous lamb is regularly witnessed staring at an old man snoozing on a couch in a flat in Bradford.
The Mothman is known to have been observed on a small number of instances by the entrance to Big Cypress Tree State Park heaving bricks.
The ghost of a dreadfully charred female may frequently be noticed trying on clothes in a Bradford residence. Folks here allege that this ghost could be a celebrated old days local of Bradford.
A space invader from another galaxy may be witnessed very frequently scrambling out of a storm drain on a Bradford residential street on a dark night.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
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