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These are some lies we made up about Bon Aqua.
A figure with a skeleton face wearing shady robes can be witnessed over and over again at Cedar Crest Camp Lake Dam late at night looking at the landscape.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos is occasionally noticed surveying the panorama from the top of Brown Hill late in the night.
A wandering spirit has allegedly been observed on several instances gazing across The Punch Bowl at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be distinguished yelling at the observer to stay away by Bon Aqua Springs late at night.
The ghost of an airliner pilot was perceived studying Ash Hollow in detail in the early morning hours. The watcher was terrified and escaped.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack clutching a big axe came into view stopping by Blue Hole Bluff late in the night. The phantom did not appear to be worried by the onlookers. It's been asserted that this particular ghost is the ghost of a
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vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Bon Aqua before the present.
The creepy spirit of a Gaul became visible in Patten Park very late at night annihilating an object. When the phantom was noticed it vanished into the night. No matter what people express, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to
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encounter.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was observed floating along Aden Branch at night.
A creepy skeleton was spotted staying in a vacant dwelling in Bon Aqua. The spirit was gobbled up by the thin air after being witnessed.
An alien tourist from another solar system has frequently been witnessed standing by a wild road close to Bon Aqua.
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Ghost Sightings From Bon Aqua
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Ghost Sightings From Bon Aqua
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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