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A space alien has repeatedly been observed in a trailer near Bluff City.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy is regularly witnessed hauling a corpse from the cold water of Apache Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from Pluto can repeatedly be perceived trying to locate a shoe under a parked Chevy in a Bluff City parking lot before dawn.
A space invader from outer space can be witnessed very frequently reading a book in Bauxite Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man with words carved into his nose has now and then been made out at Steel Creek Dam at midnight grasping a headbone.
A space man is known to have been spotted on one or two instances down beside the water at Steele Creek Park Lake shouting.
The phantom of a dreadfully mangled hunter pulling a dead mountain lion may sometimes be perceived down by Big Spring at night looking.
An alien traveler from another planet
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was spotted on the highest spot of Ayers Knob after midnight watching the panorama.
An enormous lemur was noticed in Haynesfield Park late in the night hiding a cadaver by a large rock.
A space man from another planet appeared frightening people on a dark night by a mailbox in Bluff City.
A woman lacking a head was observed seated
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at the kitchen counter in a Bluff City flat crying out names of people. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the air.
A guy with no head was seen riding on a llama by the side of a road close to Bluff City. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being witnessed. Whichever way, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that is preferably not interrupted.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and a hook instead of his right hand has frequently been witnessed staggering through a flat outside Bluff City. Many residents argue this phantom loves scaring unwise folks who come searching for phantoms in Bluff City.
The ghost of an aged lady grasping a revolver is frequently noticed at a pay phone in Bluff City making a telephone call. People who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost could be the soul of a resident who died here in Bluff City in the past.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances striding through a
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Bluff City area churchyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Bluff City
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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