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A space man has sometimes been seen guzzling unleaded from a gas pump at a fuel station in Blountville.
A gigantic chameleon has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions in Barger Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving pieces of wood.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack grasping a large axe can once in a while be witnessed mounding stones by Bright Spring at night. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Blountville resident.
A menacing skeleton is frequently made out downing blood from a glass up on Ayers Knob. No matter what, this is an unfriendly phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A glowing human shape has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions discussing into the air as if somebody in addition was present. Regardless of what folks say, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a leather jacket may repeatedly
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be spotted walking a Great Dane very late at night on a shady Blountville road. A number of of the folks who live in this town claim this phantom is that of a local who had a house here in Blountville in the past.
A beheaded man has every now and then been observed reading a magazine by Buzzard Cliff.
An martian vacationer from space
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is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances floating down on Back Creek on a dark night.
An enormous panda can sometimes be observed staring through trailer windows in Blountville late in the night.
A lady with her left arm and right leg chopped off was observed searching through trash cans on a Blountville lane. The witness freaked out and ran away.
A giant ibex was spotted hanging in the air like a cloud in Blountville.
The ghost of a man grasping a bloody knife was spotted flashing a lantern in Cherokee National Forest right by the park headquarters. The ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the observers. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who have the guts to disturb the peace in Blountville.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was seen gazing at an old woman sleeping in a bed in a house in Blountville.
Thumbelina is often distinguished moving orbs around quite near the entrance to Blue Ridge Parkway.
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martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been observed on a few instances in a store in the Blountville area.
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Ghost Sightings From Blountville
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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