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These are some lies we made up about Bloomington Springs.
A lady hauling her head beneath her arm can regularly be witnessed rummaging around in trash container on a Bloomington Springs street.
The ghost of a man having half his head gone can be seen often on a Bloomington Springs avenue late at night. In any case, it's sure a terrifying spirit that you would not want to encounter late in the night.
A gigantic mouse has every now and then been noticed by Moore Bottom pointing at the onlooker.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress is occasionally spotted by Aaron Branch gazing furiously at the onlooker. Lots of folks who live here claim this phantom likes frightening unwise folks who have the nerve to upset the tranquility in Bloomington Springs.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is known to have been observed on frequent occasions on the highest spot of Bell Hill on a dark night studying the panorama.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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