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These are some lies we made up about Blaine.
A huge coati appeared stopping by Big Bend in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a young-looking lady with a cord around her neck was made out rummaging around in garbage container on a Blaine residential road. The ghost reacted to the observer. Residents claim that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Blaine a long time ago.
A massive jaguar was witnessed taking in the surroundings at Lea Lake Dam after midnight.
A very scary ghost has repeatedly been observed on the shore of Lea Lake going crazy. A person who lives here argues that this spirit is that of a resident who resided here in Blaine many years ago.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large mustache and a hook instead of his left hand is known to have been spotted on a few occasions in Mascot Park on a dark night dragging a dead body over rocks. One of the people who live here confidently claims that this spirit likes terrifying
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unwise folks who have the nerve to disrupt the peace in Blaine. Anyway, it indisputably is a terrifying phantom that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of an old female gripping a shot gun can often be seen mounding chunks of concrete next to Baker Spring in the early morning hours. A number of of the locals assert this spirit takes pleasure
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in startling people who come searching for spirits in Blaine.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has every so often been made out on the highest spot of Donehew Head late in the night studying the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Blaine
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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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