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These are some lies we made up about Birchwood.
The phantom of a planter having on a farmer hat has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions tossing pieces of wood into Wolf Pond before dawn.
A space alien from Pluto can every so often be seen standing by a desolate road next to Birchwood.
A space man from deep space was observed enjoying the surroundings at Mungers Pond Dam very late at night.
A Plateosaurus materialized near Anderson Spring after midnight attempting to capture something.
The ghost of a young air force pilot was perceived flickering a lantern in Bear Branch Access Area around midnight. This is one of those phantoms that is noticed very frequently close at hand. Nevertheless, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that any sane person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Birchwood
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Ghost Sightings From Birchwood
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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