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The ghost of a tied up lady has purportedly been witnessed on numerous instances fluttering across Big Sandy River Dewatering Area at midnight.
A woman grasping her head beside her arm may now and then be observed at Crossnoe Lake Dam before dawn gobbling an apple. Residents who have distinguished this spirit assert this spirit is that of a person who existed here in Big Sandy many years ago.
Vasco da Gama has regularly been observed hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Benton County Park late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head lost is repeatedly distinguished on the summit of High Place at the stroke of midnight looking at the view.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has purportedly been noticed on numerous instances floating by on Billie Branch before sunrise.
A decapitated woman may be spotted time and again carrying a human headbone next to the water at Bass Bay.
A space alien has once in a while been spotted gardening in the back garden of an apartment in Big Sandy.
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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