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These are some lies we made up about Big Rock.
A gigantic grizzly bear may every now and then be witnessed by Kyle Lake Dam late at night gazing at the water.
The ghost of an eight feet enormous person has often been witnessed looking at Seay Spring at night. A number of of the folks who live in this town allege this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long departed Big Rock local resident. Regardless of what, this is an unlikable ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into around midnight.
A gigantic hartebeest is frequently seen trying to capture something in Dry Fork Creek.
A gargantuan hog has purportedly been noticed on frequent instances shining a lantern in Commissary Hollow Access Point late in the night.
The ghost of a woman having half her head gone can repeatedly be noticed at Cub Creek Cove after midnight staring down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Big Rock
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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