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These are some lies we made up about Bethpage.
A giant goat was distinguished by Brush Fork trashing a bag.
A space alien from another world has frequently been seen at a public phone in Bethpage talking on the telephone.
A woman grasping her head under her arm is frequently witnessed gobbling a tomato in Butler Mill Hollow at midnight. One of the residents steadfastly declares that this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Bethpage. One thing's for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his head gone has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions drinking water from Buffalo Spring very late at night.
A space man can be noticed over and over again smoking a cigar at Meadowbrook Game Farm Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A beheaded female is once in a while seen chatting into the night up on the apex of Wolf Hill. In any case, it is indisputably
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a frightening ghost that should be steered clear of.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances trying to locate a woman along a deserted road in the vicinity of Bethpage at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Bethpage
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Ghost Sightings From Bethpage
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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