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These are some lies we made up about Bethel Springs.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been spotted by Abernathy Branch attempting to grasp something.
A space invader from the Moon has purportedly been made out on a few occasions down beside Hartman Spring around midnight twinkling a lantern.
A female with her head and right arm and left leg amputated can occasionally be noticed watching TV in a Bethel Springs living room at midnight.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was distinguished on the highest spot of Laurel Hill at night surveying the surroundings.
An army uniform strolling around devoid of a body in it was noticed yelling names of people in Major Hill Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise. When noticed the ghost came within reach of the bystander who then escaped.
Leonardo da Vinci emerged going through trash cans on a Bethel Springs lane.
A space man was made out floating in the air like a cloud in Bethel Springs.
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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