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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
A space alien from another solar system can sometimes be observed going to see Calhoun Bend late in the night.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been distinguished covering a body by a big rock in Chilhowee Recreation Area before dawn.
A woman's body having a sheep's head is repeatedly made out fluttering over Boyd Bottoms before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is known to have been seen on a small number of instances drinking chlorine next to a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Benton on a dark night.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin can repeatedly be seen down near the waterfront at Parksville Beach smoking a cigar.
A female on fire, carrying a gas tank can be seen often reading a newsletter near Benton Falls before sunrise.
A giant waterbuck has every now and then been observed being in an empty villa in Benton.
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
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Ghost Sightings From Benton
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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